Sign Language

I’ve been so embarrassed lately about my inability to read male mating signals. I’m both inexperienced and naïve and deserve these ruffled feathers that I’ve been wearing for past four days now.

M-BMW broke my heart ever so slightly last weekend as he casually flirted with me for a full half an hour, then later that evening, publicly smooched on another girl in the middle of the dance floor. I’m not entirely surprised, but I definitely didn’t see it coming. I feel so stupid to have gotten all excited about him and now have all that excitement come to nothing. But in case you didn’t know already, my attention span can be kind of short when it comes to men so I’ve already moved my attentions to another.

At the top of my list is another Yahoo personal guy, who has one of the most lovable voices I’ve ever heard. The first time I heard his voice on my answering machine, I literally jumped up and down with excitement and called Barefoot in Blue to scream in her ear about it. She goes to school with the Yahoo personal guy and was able to give him a good letter of recommendation from her brief encounters with him. I can’t wait to meet him because we have so much in common that it's kind of scary.